DanaDD

"well i think they look beautiful you unimaginative mental pup tents"

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:00:05 -0800

“well i think they look beautiful you unimaginative mental pup tents”

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:40:50 -0800

"Because they don’t have pasta on the outside and very little flour inside, this also means..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:09:45 -0800

“Because they don’t have pasta on the outside and very little flour inside, this also means that malfatti are practically ”safe” for the many Atkins dieters who in their puzzling fervor would seem rather to eat lard than a tangle of spaghetti.”

- http://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/17/magazine/naked-came-the-pasta.html

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Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:52:09 -0800

"7. Wake up on Thanksgiving without killing any relatives."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:03:53 -0800

“7. Wake up on Thanksgiving without killing any relatives.”

- The Awl always delivers. Always.

"Back inside, posed for a picture with the determinedly ubiquitous socialite ___..."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:52:13 -0800

“Back inside, ______ posed for a picture with the determinedly ubiquitous socialite _________ — accidental fame, side by side with its opposite.”

- Kelefa Sanneh (The New Yorker)

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Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:26:08 -0800

This is the Elijah in question. (He’s all better now:...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:21:46 -0700

This is the Elijah in question. (He’s all better now: playing, sleeping, and being cute.)

comma_cowgirl: elijah don't feel good today!

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:45:00 -0700

11:34:34 AM comma_cowgirl: elijah don't feel good today!
11:34:50 AM danafalana: awww! what's wrong?
11:35:10 AM comma_cowgirl: this morning he went to his litter box and made a die-rear
11:35:17 AM comma_cowgirl: then he got out of the box and hissed
11:35:24 AM comma_cowgirl: and then ran into the other room and puked
11:35:27 AM comma_cowgirl: poor kiddo

"But the recipe takes about two hours of active labor and dirties about 10 pans and bowls."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:21:11 -0700

“But the recipe takes about two hours of active labor and dirties about 10 pans and bowls.”

- ha! no thank you. (Thomas Keller’s new book)

"I am all in favor of forcible vaccination; anti-vaccine activists are degenerate idiots who deserve..."

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:47:39 -0700

“I am all in favor of forcible vaccination; anti-vaccine activists are degenerate idiots who deserve to get polio and live out their days in iron lungs while Child Protective Services takes away their children to be properly raised. Or tetanus. Get lockjaw and shut up and die. What’s the point of living in 21st-century America if not to avoid dying of stupid, easily preventable disease? You just like listening to Miley Cyrus?”

- Tom Socca, The Awl

"Life has been good to Lenny Kravitz. Despite sucking terribly, he’s been able to make lots of..."

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:48:46 -0700

“Life has been good to Lenny Kravitz. Despite sucking terribly, he’s been able to make lots of money, have sex with women like Lisa Bonet, Nicole Kidman, and Adriana Lima, and island-hop the Mediterranean on yachts. I guess he’s made his contribution, by teaching us a lesson about the essential unfairness of everything. So that’s cool.”

- Dave Bry

yes.

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:50:36 -0700

yes.

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Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:42:27 -0700

"…but perhaps that’s just because I’ve mellowed over the last three days, thanks to..."

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 09:59:42 -0700

“…but perhaps that’s just because I’ve mellowed over the last three days, thanks to the immense amount of shirtlessness I’ve witnessed on The CW since Monday. God bless.”

- go fug

Dexter: “Do you know anything about wedding rings?” Deb: “Yeah! Wedding rings and...

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:52:00 -0700

Dexter: “Do you know anything about wedding rings?”
Deb: “Yeah! Wedding rings and nuclear fission are my specialty.”

"Mindpowered [#948] Dan Brown is to intellectual as Finnegans Wake is to readable."

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:48:21 -0700

“

Mindpowered [#948]

Dan Brown is to intellectual as Finnegans Wake is to readable.

”

- http://www.theawl.com/2009/09/booked-up-dan-browns-the-lost-symbol

"PREDICTION: 50-year old love interest in movie to be played by Mandy Moore."

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:47:42 -0700

“PREDICTION: 50-year old love interest in movie to be played by Mandy Moore.”

- Rod Townsend

it’s like having kittens in front of everybody

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:49:06 -0700

it’s like having kittens in front of everybody

magicmolly: For humans to live comfortably in captivity, their...

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:26:59 -0700

magicmolly:

For humans to live comfortably in captivity, their cages must match their lifestyles.

DanaDD

"well i think they look beautiful you unimaginative mental pup tents"

Photo

"Because they don’t have pasta on the outside and very little flour inside, this also means..."

Video

"7. Wake up on Thanksgiving without killing any relatives."

"Back inside, ______ posed for a picture with the determinedly ubiquitous socialite _________..."

Photo

This is the Elijah in question. (He’s all better now:...

comma_cowgirl: elijah don't feel good today!

"But the recipe takes about two hours of active labor and dirties about 10 pans and bowls."

"I am all in favor of forcible vaccination; anti-vaccine activists are degenerate idiots who deserve..."

"Life has been good to Lenny Kravitz. Despite sucking terribly, he’s been able to make lots of..."

yes.

Photo

"…but perhaps that’s just because I’ve mellowed over the last three days, thanks to..."

Dexter: “Do you know anything about wedding rings?” Deb: “Yeah! Wedding rings and...

"Mindpowered [#948] Dan Brown is to intellectual as Finnegans Wake is to readable."

"PREDICTION: 50-year old love interest in movie to be played by Mandy Moore."

it’s like having kittens in front of everybody

magicmolly: For humans to live comfortably in captivity, their...

"Back inside, posed for a picture with the determinedly ubiquitous socialite ___..."